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Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Thea and Nularaaaa get grabbed and pulled in by the skeletal hands into the sphere.

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Thea, are you still alive?

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What? I can't see you.

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The Doubledores swing open, revealing a 12-foot tall humanoid male.

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Ye who seek Diderius's insight must first furnish tribute.

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Thea goes forward and places a handful of precious stones.

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Gold?

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My deerskin hat.

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You shall pass.

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I walk to the door like reverently.

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You step into what looks to be an old library or study.

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When all of a sudden you see materialized directly in front of you,

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the gnarled, angry face of a female ghost.

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Who are you and why are you here?

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We're looking for a dwarf.

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We are here to find Varan the White.

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I don't know Varan the White.

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You have come to steal my master's scrolls and his books.

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What scrolls and books?

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It's true. This place is empty.

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You're right. I did not do good.

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Where's that pool?

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There is another way.

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You got to go deeper into the tunnels to get there.

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I just warn you that the pool, if you're not careful,

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it can drive you insane.

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Oh, good warning.

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You, Flint, go down these stairs and immediately you see five bearded devils.

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What are you looking at, guys?

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We're watching danger.

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I put five precious, really sparkly stones next to the silver piece.

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This is okay. What do you want to know?

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We are working for the cult.

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We have orders from our boss, Lord Zariel,

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Archduchess of Avernus, who wants Tiamat out of the nine house.

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You open the door and it enters into a long gallery that holds a dry pool.

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Okay, yeah, I'm going to make my way back to the well room there, Russ.

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You enter into the well chamber and there are three trolls.

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Back in the divination pool, you hear the sound of grinding stone

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and you see three serpent creatures.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I am your dungeon master, Russ More,

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and with me today is my lovely wife, Amy More.

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Hi.

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What do you play, Amy?

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I play Thea Amastasia, a druid elf.

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And also with us is Carla Johnson.

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Hey, I play Nulara Moonbrook, a human ranger.

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And Tom Laird.

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Hey, I play Flint Firebeard, a dwarf fighter.

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Welcome, everybody.

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We've already got all the chat out of the way,

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so I already know how you are, but how are you?

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Doing well.

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Super good.

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We didn't doubly introduce ourselves this time.

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I'm very proud of all of us.

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I seriously sat my beer down and listened and was like,

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I'm not going to do- Did Amy say her name?

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Yeah, because if you did, I would have done it too,

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so it would seem intentional, but-

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Oh yeah, I totally listened for you guys

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to get the format down before my turn.

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We did it, you guys.

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Success.

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Mission success.

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Okay, it's been a good game.

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I'll talk to you guys in a couple of weeks.

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Next time, Tom goes first because he waits for everybody.

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No, don't put all the pressure on me.

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So yeah, we play Dumbgeons and Dragons

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and tell a pretty cool story, I think, and we think.

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It's okay.

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Most of us think.

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50-50.

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Including some fine people on Patreon.

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You can visit our Patreon, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

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and join the community there that we have going on,

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which is, I'd like to say,

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a bigger community of the people involved in this podcast,

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but mostly just me.

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Well, if you teach me how to use it, maybe I'll use it.

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You go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

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and put in the password I sent you not too long ago, and-

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I lost it.

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Okay.

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Yeah, I'm also going to say that I don't have that password, so-

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Send email.

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I do have the password, but I haven't-

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Text.

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It's all Russ, let's be honest.

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Side note.

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We have never denied that Russ does almost all of the work.

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Yeah, and I even deleted myself

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from having the Dumbgeons and Dragons Twitter synced up to my Twitter

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because I could not handle it on Fridays anymore.

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Yeah, those follow Fridays, man.

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They get you.

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There was one day where I was on my iPad

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and just like notification after notification was coming in

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and it was like slowing everything down so much,

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I just was like, fuck it, this is going away right now.

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So you won't be talking to Tom on Twitter?

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Nope.

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Not through dumb dragon cast, the dumb dragon cast handle,

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but you can tweet him at lair radio.

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That's the one.

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You might be talking to me on Twitter.

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Oh, and the four question marks that Russ had at the end of that

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are definitely part of my handle.

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Yeah, I'll put his Twitter's down in the description,

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so you can get the actual spelling of it.

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I have Twitter too.

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You do.

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I don't know my handle.

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Do you use it?

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Amore is more.

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Amore is more.

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I'm clever.

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I tweet at you all the time.

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You tweet at me all the time.

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It's a one sided conversation.

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Russ, you should lobby for 280 characters for us.

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How do you do that?

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I don't know.

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I just see a bunch of other people having 280 characters

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and I always wonder, why don't we have that?

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I would really appreciate that

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because I could toss in a few more hashtags every now and again.

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You really could.

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You're a real influencer, Russ,

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so just get on the horn to the people at Twitter

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and see what you can do.

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I've written down a note.

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Twitter, 280 characters.

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I will follow up on that.

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280, y'all.

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Before this game, I put it to all of our social medias

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to ask us some questions.

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Oh, boy.

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Did we get any?

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We got two questions.

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Oh, two questions.

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First question comes from ALex McClure.

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Hi, ALex.

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Thanks for asking us a question.

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Yes, thank you.

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She's also a patron of ours.

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She sounds like one of the best people.

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She is in my list of 20 to 50 people

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that I'm interested in talking to in the world, so.

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ALex, congratulations on getting on the list.

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Her question is, which we kind of touched on it

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a little bit or a lot in the Tales from the Fandom interview,

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which is out now by the time that this is out,

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but we'll touch on it briefly,

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is how you got started with Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Who wants to tackle this one?

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I feel like we all have the same one-word answer.

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Russ made us do it.

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Russ made me do it.

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We all were interested in playing.

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And then Russ made it happen.

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How about that?

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That's a good one.

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Yeah, that's good.

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My Dumbgeons and Dragons is mostly just making you guys play it.

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I did play other role-playing games prior to that

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in the elementary junior high years

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when I was at the peak of my popularity

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among the ladies, as they say.

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I believe that.

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And I played Rifts, which is from the Palladium group

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of our role players.

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And then, yeah, Dumbgeons and Dragons

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after we started listening to the Adventure Zone,

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who just fired up their new campaign.

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If you listen to them, maybe you could tweet at them about us

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and maybe we can get some cross-branding promotion on there.

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If I heard anything back from the McElroy brothers,

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I would just poop my pants with excitement.

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I tweeted them every now and again,

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but I never hear anything back.

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Please don't air that.

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Damn it, that's going in the bug.

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And it's going on one of those quote pages

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that I haven't done in a while.

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Awesome.

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It's not because I don't want to do them.

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It's because I've been neglectful

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in actually writing down the quotes

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as I've been editing through.

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So it's, yeah.

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Why?

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Do you have like a job or something now, Russ?

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Oh, I know, right?

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This gets in the way of my podcasting.

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Don't let my boss listen to this.

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Does your boss know about it?

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Yeah, oh yeah.

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Yeah, oh yeah.

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Yeah, did you put it on your resume?

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I sure did.

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It counts.

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We had paid like dollars to do this.

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And it was what you were working on a lot

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and very hard when you guys were in Korea.

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It's legit to have it.

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I thought so.

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But yeah, on my resume,

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in the interview,

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and in my welcome letter to the company,

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I talked about it everywhere.

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You're awesome.

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My mom doesn't know.

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Whoops.

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Oh yeah.

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Well, let us know when you finally

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come out to your mom about us.

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Is your mom a big podcast subscriber?

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We're having lunch tomorrow.

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Maybe I'll finally let her know.

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Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.

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Is she more active on Twitter than you?

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Because I could tweet at her.

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Not on Twitter.

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She did, I think, play D&D like in the 70s.

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So she'd probably be into it.

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Wow.

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I feel like this is going to be a real bonding moment for you.

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Maybe.

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Anyway, did that answer ALex's question?

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I think so.

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Basically Russ's fault.

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Russ's fault.

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100%.

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Second question comes from at Elmo the Usurper on Twitter,

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who you might recall is part of the Bros and Dragons podcast.

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Also check them out at,

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you can get a link through DumbDragons.com

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slash friends of the pod,

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I think is the website.

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That'll be fixed in post.

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He asks, is there a crondo in your world?

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Russ, I'm going to need you to mix in some crickets chirping

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in the background because I don't think any of us

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have the answer that he wants us to have.

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The crondo is their big fighty like beast girl.

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It's a girl, right?

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Just go with what Amy said.

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I just listened to their last two episodes actually,

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mainly because I'm going to be doing a live podcast with them.

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They didn't mention anything about condor.

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Crondo.

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Oh, whoops.

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Oh, fuck.

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I don't think we have a crondo or we do,

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but you guys haven't run into it yet.

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So that's all the questions we have for this week.

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It's a fun new thing that we might try and do

268
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,960
a little bit here and there.

269
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,039
We definitely nailed it.

270
00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:55,279
So yeah, let's keep it up.

271
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:55,600
Yikes.

272
00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:00,639
So let's play D&D now that we've been talking for 45 minutes.

273
00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:02,480
Yep, time to die.

274
00:11:03,279 --> 00:11:04,399
Let's do this.

275
00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,080
Yeah, you split the party.

276
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:12,720
And while Ylar and Thea are standing eagerly waiting

277
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,399
the water to come down into the divination pool,

278
00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:19,040
Flint has run into three trolls.

279
00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:25,360
And then at the same-ish moment, three Yon-T

280
00:11:27,039 --> 00:11:34,079
walk through the door from what you presume is Diderius' tomb chamber

281
00:11:34,079 --> 00:11:37,599
where you previously had stepped through the doorway

282
00:11:37,599 --> 00:11:40,079
and did not see any other entrances or exits.

283
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,199
And they are staring you down.

284
00:11:43,199 --> 00:11:44,959
Everybody roll for initiative.

285
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:45,459
Shit.

286
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,759
Get your hands out of my hands.

287
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:48,879
11.

288
00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:49,379
What?

289
00:11:51,439 --> 00:11:52,639
Don't ask questions.

290
00:11:52,639 --> 00:11:54,559
How did you have hands inside of hands?

291
00:11:55,439 --> 00:11:56,319
Don't ask questions.

292
00:11:56,319 --> 00:11:57,360
Hashtag marriage.

293
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,080
Okay, Flint, you go first.

294
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:00,879
I don't know what that means.

295
00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:01,519
18.

296
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,019
18.

297
00:12:03,439 --> 00:12:04,159
Nice.

298
00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:05,919
Ylar, Thea, what do you got?

299
00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:06,639
11.

300
00:12:06,639 --> 00:12:08,960
I'm saving all my big rolls for never

301
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,240
because I'm going to use spells.

302
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,120
For never.

303
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,319
Perfect, yes.

304
00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:13,120
See, that's what's good.

305
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:16,639
It's better if I'm first because I can jump in front of you or something.

306
00:12:17,759 --> 00:12:18,259
Shit.

307
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,600
My strategy is all about survival.

308
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,480
Oh, me too.

309
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,399
I'm just going to try not to die.

310
00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:25,439
Exactly.

311
00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:26,319
I'm not going to fucking die.

312
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:30,960
So how this is going to go is we're going to start with Flint and the trolls.

313
00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:36,799
We're going to do a round, maybe two, depending on how quickly it goes.

314
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,200
And then we're going to jump over to Thea and Nulara.

315
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,600
So there's going to be a little back and forth.

316
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,799
Hopefully it makes sense once I edit it together.

317
00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:46,000
Flint, you're up first, bud.

318
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,480
So you got three trolls in front of you.

319
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:53,440
They are kind of gathered around the closest to you

320
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,120
as you walk through the door in front of the well.

321
00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:01,360
They are busy mowing down on some hoofed creature.

322
00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:02,879
Your turn.

323
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,120
So do they know I'm there?

324
00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:09,039
Yeah, they all turn to look at you as you open the door.

325
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,320
So they're no longer busy mowing down on a hoofed creature?

326
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,000
Not particularly.

327
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,639
They have food hanging from their mouth and they're still chewing,

328
00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:20,080
but they're looking at you kind of like you're disturbing them,

329
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,600
but also like you could be supper.

330
00:13:22,399 --> 00:13:26,320
OK, just seems gluttonous at this point, but whatever.

331
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,200
They are trolls.

332
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,279
How far away are they?

333
00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:35,759
You got, I think this room, you probably got about 15 feet,

334
00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:40,399
if I'm not mistaken, 10 to 15 feet from the door to the closest one.

335
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:41,679
All right.

336
00:13:44,079 --> 00:13:50,559
OK, I'm going to run towards the one that is, I guess, closest to me.

337
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:51,919
How are they spread out in front of me?

338
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,079
There's one closest to you, two closer to the well

339
00:13:58,079 --> 00:14:03,120
with their meal in the middle of their little circle they've got going on there.

340
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:03,840
Perfect.

341
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,720
I will run up to the one that's closest to me

342
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:12,000
and and well running will make some sort of wild swing

343
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,120
with my axe in its general face direction.

344
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,000
Oh, yeah, for sure.

345
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:19,519
That is a net 20.

346
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,680
All right, nice start.

347
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:25,840
All right.

348
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,240
Yeah, that 20 is certainly going to hit.

349
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,279
Yeah, it was all right.

350
00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:39,919
That is 21 points, 25 plus four for my bonus.

351
00:14:39,919 --> 00:14:40,959
Oh, my God.

352
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,439
So because he took quite a lot of damage,

353
00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:48,000
I get to roll a d20 on what happens to him.

354
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,120
Nothing.

355
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,000
Nothing else happens.

356
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,720
You just take a big chunk out of him,

357
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,720
and he doesn't look very happy at all.

358
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,240
OK, excellent.

359
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,319
I should probably use my second attack then.

360
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:00,399
Yeah, that's what I'm waiting for.

361
00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:03,439
And that's a critical 19.

362
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,199
Jesus Christ.

363
00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:08,159
What do you got your crit boots on over there?

364
00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:09,279
Apparently, yeah.

365
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:09,839
Is that a thing?

366
00:15:09,839 --> 00:15:10,959
Do I have crit boots?

367
00:15:12,159 --> 00:15:14,000
Because if so, I haven't been wearing them.

368
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,480
He wakes up in the morning and puts his crit pants on one leg at a time.

369
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,679
One leg at a time.

370
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:28,959
So 12, first one, seven is 19, three is 22, and four is 26 plus four is 30.

371
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,399
OK, so you are attacking the same one, yes?

372
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,000
Same one, yeah.

373
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,199
You take a swing as you run through the door

374
00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:40,959
and you kind of glance off this troll's back

375
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:44,079
as it turns away from you, taking a large chunk out of its back.

376
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:47,199
But on your second swing, you swing a little low

377
00:15:47,199 --> 00:15:53,600
and one of its legs is severed from the troll and it falls down.

378
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,439
But you notice that the leg still continues to move.

379
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,439
And now it's that troll's turn.

380
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:09,839
And he is actually going to regain 10 hit points

381
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:15,120
because that's what trolls do and crawl towards you.

382
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,000
He's not going to stand up, but he can make it to you.

383
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,519
And he is going to claw at you.

384
00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:24,720
So he makes two claw attacks.

385
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,120
It's a 10 and a 20, not critical.

386
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:30,879
Yeah, the 20 hits.

387
00:16:30,879 --> 00:16:35,039
That's 15 slashing damage from that claw there.

388
00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:39,120
Troll number two is going to take his turn

389
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:46,399
and he is going to jump at you and try and do the same.

390
00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:49,199
Two claws and a bite this time, however.

391
00:16:49,199 --> 00:16:50,720
Claw number one is a 10.

392
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:54,079
Claw number two is a 24.

393
00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,480
Claw number three is a 22.

394
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,879
I thought it was two claws and a bite.

395
00:17:02,319 --> 00:17:05,279
Sorry, bite, bite three, bite, bite is the third one.

396
00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:07,039
Bite is a 22.

397
00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:10,240
So I got a claw and a bite off of that.

398
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:15,599
The claw is going to do 13 slashing damage

399
00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:20,399
and the bite is going to do seven piercing damage.

400
00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,440
Troll number three is just going to pile on

401
00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:28,079
and not do very well because there's things going on in the way

402
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,679
and that's a nine and two 10s.

403
00:17:29,679 --> 00:17:33,759
So troll number three is more there for motivational support.

404
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:35,599
So we're a cheerleader at this point.

405
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:39,039
Let's go over to Thea Nularaaaa.

406
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:47,039
You are staring down two very, very lizard-like humanoid creatures.

407
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:52,000
They look like they look more or less like a big lizard standing up on two feet.

408
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:57,279
They're about medium size and one more human-like creature

409
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:01,119
who has snakes for arms.

410
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:01,839
What the fuck?

411
00:18:02,639 --> 00:18:07,839
Like many snake-bodied like snakes for arms.

412
00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:12,639
So first up in this exchange is Nularaaaa.

413
00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:15,439
So they have like Medusa hair but for arms?

414
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,199
Like, is that what you mean?

415
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:18,799
Yeah, yeah.

416
00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:23,919
Yeah, there's one of those and then two more very lizard-like creatures.

417
00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:26,879
They sound very handsome.

418
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,360
That's not unsettling at all.

419
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,480
No, Nularaaaa's great with this.

420
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,920
She's really jazzed.

421
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,040
How far away are they?

422
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,720
We're not in a very big place, right?

423
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,120
So you are standing kind of by the divination pool.

424
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,000
It's a longer chamber.

425
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:51,280
So you're probably 10, 20, no more than about 20 feet from these guys standing at the door.

426
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:56,079
Okay, I pull out Flametongue and I say Louis Caliente.

427
00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:01,519
And I run over.

428
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:02,799
Is one of them closer to me?

429
00:19:05,759 --> 00:19:12,960
The two smaller lizard creatures are more in front of the snake-armed gentleman.

430
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,480
Okay, have they drawn weapons?

431
00:19:18,319 --> 00:19:20,399
They don't appear to have any weapons.

432
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:26,640
I am going to run towards them but I'm also going to yell like,

433
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:28,480
we don't want to fight you.

434
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:32,080
We're looking for Varam the White.

435
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:38,480
That being said, I am still going to try and cut them up because they're lizard creatures.

436
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:41,440
Okay.

437
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,840
It's very confusing.

438
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,640
I don't want to fight you but I'm going to kill you.

439
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,720
Well, you know, it's hard.

440
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,000
It's hard in-game.

441
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,200
We just have to take turns.

442
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,320
So I'm going to attack.

443
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,520
That is...

444
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:05,440
Sorry, I forgot to open my character sheet because I'm a real professional.

445
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,080
Is that what we are?

446
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:12,320
Just because you slap a mic in front of my face doesn't make me a professional.

447
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,720
That is a 19.

448
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,799
And you're going for one of the lizard?

449
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,120
Yes.

450
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:19,839
More lizard-y folks.

451
00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:21,440
19 will hit, yep.

452
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:28,000
Okay, so just in case this is enough to kill them, there's no way it is.

453
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,400
I'm not trying to kill them but, you know.

454
00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:33,839
So you're attacking with non-lethal damage then?

455
00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:34,640
Is that what you're doing?

456
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,519
Sure, yeah.

457
00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:39,440
Yeah, that's a good way of saying that succinctly.

458
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,079
Thank you, Russ.

459
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,680
17 damage on my first attack.

460
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:49,200
Run screaming across this room saying, I don't want to attack you!

461
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:55,519
But then your sword is alight and you strike into one of these lizards

462
00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:58,319
and you cut off one of its arms.

463
00:20:58,319 --> 00:21:01,519
Jesus Christ, I don't want to hurt you, but I'm gonna.

464
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:04,240
But it's non-lethal.

465
00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:06,000
You just cut an arm off.

466
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,200
I'm also a flesh wound.

467
00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:08,880
I'm a violent person.

468
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:10,079
Yeah, sure.

469
00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:17,359
So, okay, then I guess I'm going to attack again.

470
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,199
Same guy?

471
00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:20,720
What other body part can you attack?

472
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,559
Well, maybe, I dropped off this guy's arm.

473
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,159
Maybe I'll attack the other one.

474
00:21:27,439 --> 00:21:30,639
The other lizard-y one because he's kind of next coming through the door, right?

475
00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:33,199
So that is a 22.

476
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,960
Yeah, 22 will hit.

477
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,279
I don't know why I asked that, like, such a question.

478
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,919
Like, this guy was going to be way stronger than the other.

479
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,480
That is 10 damage.

480
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,120
Okay, this guy doesn't lose an arm,

481
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:51,360
but he hisses and shrieks at you as you take a cut into him.

482
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,920
Okay, Donnie, I keep forgetting about Donnie.

483
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,519
Don't forget about Donnie.

484
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,720
So he's going to come in and he's going to try and give the other guy a chop.

485
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,400
Sure.

486
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,120
So why would he?

487
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,800
14, 14 for my friend Donnie.

488
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,720
14 will hit, yep.

489
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,160
Whoa, feeling kind of bad.

490
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:15,680
Sorry, and he's going for the snake arm guy?

491
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,319
Snake arms.

492
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,680
Okay, yep.

493
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,279
Oh, snake arms.

494
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:28,880
That is a 6 damage and he has to do a con saving throw in case he gets poisoned.

495
00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:33,680
He is immune to poison, so nothing happens there.

496
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,600
That seems reasonable.

497
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,799
Yep.

498
00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:40,399
I back up as much as you'll let me, still on the same turn,

499
00:22:41,839 --> 00:22:44,159
which I'm hoping is like 10 feet because.

500
00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:44,879
Yeah, about that.

501
00:22:44,879 --> 00:22:45,759
Yeah, that's fine.

502
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:53,519
So it is one of the first lizard type folk, his turn, its turn,

503
00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:58,159
and it's going to recklessly attack at you, Nulara,

504
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:06,079
which means he attacks with advantage on his multi-attacks.

505
00:23:06,079 --> 00:23:07,439
So he gets three attacks.

506
00:23:09,439 --> 00:23:12,720
But then has disadvantage until the next turn.

507
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:17,359
Yeah, anything, any attack roll against it gets advantage.

508
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:22,079
Okay, so for his first attack, which is a, which is a claw,

509
00:23:23,759 --> 00:23:27,039
that's going to be a 23.

510
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,079
Yeah, that'll do it.

511
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:34,559
Second claw, that's going to be a 6 and his bite.

512
00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:37,519
That's going to be a 22.

513
00:23:38,079 --> 00:23:40,799
That will also quite handily injure me.

514
00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:43,199
Actually, you cut off his arm.

515
00:23:43,199 --> 00:23:45,599
So I'm going to say that claw doesn't work

516
00:23:46,319 --> 00:23:50,159
because he would have only had one hand to actually swipe a claw at you.

517
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:50,639
True.

518
00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:52,960
So I'm going to just do the bite there,

519
00:23:54,639 --> 00:23:57,919
but you get eight piercing damage off of his bite as he

520
00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:02,720
runs snarling at you and biting and throwing his one arm at you.

521
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,839
And now it's Thea's turn.

522
00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:06,879
All right, Thea is going to do something.

523
00:24:09,039 --> 00:24:16,639
I see the madness in front of me and immediately feel unsafe in my own skin.

524
00:24:16,639 --> 00:24:20,959
And so I charge forward, transforming into a winter wolf.

525
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:22,959
I feel better this way.

526
00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:26,399
Is this a spell or is it just, it's an ability?

527
00:24:26,399 --> 00:24:27,759
It is my wild shape.

528
00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:30,399
Which is a spell or is it an ability?

529
00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:31,039
It's an ability.

530
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:31,539
Okay.

531
00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:32,740
Fuck yeah it is.

532
00:24:32,740 --> 00:24:34,500
So fuck yeah it is.

533
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,019
So I have this ability.

534
00:24:36,659 --> 00:24:40,899
So now what that means is I have 75 hit points.

535
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:46,659
So I'm now this winter wolf badass creature and I'm going to

536
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:53,460
bite at the lizard guy, the one that has both its arms,

537
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,180
that I'm going to roll with advantage because he has disadvantage.

538
00:24:56,180 --> 00:25:00,500
No, the one with one arm has disadvantage because the other guy hasn't gone yet.

539
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,099
Oh, then I want to bite him instead.

540
00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:02,599
Okay.

541
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:04,420
Because you know how my rolls go.

542
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:05,960
Okay.

543
00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,339
You mean amazingly well every time?

544
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:09,859
Absolutely.

545
00:25:09,859 --> 00:25:11,859
So I get to roll two times and take the better of the two?

546
00:25:11,859 --> 00:25:12,359
Yeah.

547
00:25:14,259 --> 00:25:16,420
Well then that's going to be a 25.

548
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:17,940
That will hit.

549
00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:18,740
Excellent.

550
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:23,619
So I am going to, I'm going to bite the shit out of this guy.

551
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:27,140
Nine piercing damage.

552
00:25:27,140 --> 00:25:33,060
And since the target is a creature, it must succeed on a DC strength saving throw.

553
00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:34,900
Okay.

554
00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,580
Or be knocked prone.

555
00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:37,720
Okay.

556
00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:40,740
DC strength you say?

557
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:41,960
Yar.

558
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:43,860
12.

559
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,460
It's not good enough.

560
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:45,860
Okay.

561
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:51,220
So this lizard, you jump upon it and knock it prone taking a bite out of it.

562
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:53,620
That's your turn?

563
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,420
Yeah, it is.

564
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:59,060
Okay, it's the second, they're called brood guards.

565
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:02,340
We're just going to call them brood guards because I keep hesitating on it and I shouldn't.

566
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:06,180
It's going to recklessly attack the winter wolf that just jumped upon its mate.

567
00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:07,380
It can try.

568
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:07,940
It's buddy.

569
00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:08,500
It's pal.

570
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:16,820
And that's going to be a 17 on the first claw.

571
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:21,140
19 on the second claw.

572
00:26:21,940 --> 00:26:22,740
11.

573
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:23,539
Not yet.

574
00:26:23,539 --> 00:26:23,940
Okay.

575
00:26:23,940 --> 00:26:25,379
Two claws coming at you.

576
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,339
14 slashing damage.

577
00:26:28,339 --> 00:26:29,619
Christ almighty.

578
00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:36,259
And now it is the snake arm guy's turn.

579
00:26:38,659 --> 00:26:47,460
And he is going downtown where all the lights are bright.

580
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,899
To cast suggestion.

581
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:55,140
He's just going to edit that out.

582
00:26:55,140 --> 00:26:56,740
I thought it was beautiful.

583
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,220
I don't know.

584
00:26:57,220 --> 00:26:59,540
I think our podcast needs more Petula car.

585
00:27:02,259 --> 00:27:07,220
So he is going to cast suggestion on Nulara.

586
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:14,740
So you must make a wisdom saving throw.

587
00:27:15,539 --> 00:27:23,700
On a failed save, you pursue the course of action that he's going to describe here in a moment.

588
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:28,660
On a successful save, you don't have to do it.

589
00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:33,220
But he's going to tell you to attack the wolf.

590
00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:36,339
Hate these bad guys always telling me to attack my friends.

591
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:37,620
Right.

592
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,579
I'll rip you apart.

593
00:27:38,579 --> 00:27:39,539
I'm sorry, Lara.

594
00:27:39,539 --> 00:27:39,859
I know.

595
00:27:40,819 --> 00:27:41,460
Okay.

596
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:42,819
Wisdom saving throw, eh?

597
00:27:43,779 --> 00:27:44,579
You got it.

598
00:27:46,019 --> 00:27:47,299
Well, fuck me.

599
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,099
That's 12.

600
00:27:49,779 --> 00:27:51,220
That does not succeed.

601
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,419
Now I have to fight four people?

602
00:27:54,419 --> 00:27:55,779
This is not cool.

603
00:27:57,859 --> 00:27:59,619
Hey, at least Flint is alone.

604
00:27:59,619 --> 00:28:01,379
He doesn't have to battle himself.

605
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:02,740
Only has demons within.

606
00:28:04,419 --> 00:28:08,819
Can she at least look in my eyes and see that I'm fighting this?

607
00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:10,500
I think I'm smart enough to know.

608
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:13,460
Let's find out after we check in with Flint and the trolls.

609
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:14,019
Flint, go.

610
00:28:17,299 --> 00:28:17,700
All right.

611
00:28:20,339 --> 00:28:22,339
Flint went for a bathroom break.

612
00:28:22,339 --> 00:28:23,779
Now I was building the tension.

613
00:28:25,059 --> 00:28:27,380
And Bloss rushed through it to me really quick.

614
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:28,180
So I did.

615
00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:28,660
I did.

616
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,059
I was in the middle of texting someone.

617
00:28:31,059 --> 00:28:31,559
Okay.

618
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:38,420
So there's one troll that is legless and on the ground and then two other ones, correct?

619
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,059
You gotcha.

620
00:28:39,059 --> 00:28:42,339
One took a couple swipes at you.

621
00:28:42,339 --> 00:28:45,859
The other one is more behind it trying to get in on the action.

622
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:47,480
Okay.

623
00:28:48,099 --> 00:28:51,700
I am going to start my turn.

624
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,379
I'm going to take a healing surge.

625
00:28:54,179 --> 00:28:54,679
Sure.

626
00:28:56,419 --> 00:28:56,899
Yeah.

627
00:28:56,899 --> 00:28:57,399
Seven.

628
00:28:58,019 --> 00:28:59,619
That's plus your con, yeah?

629
00:28:59,619 --> 00:29:01,220
Oh, never mind then.

630
00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:01,720
11.

631
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,019
Don't forget to add your con.

632
00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:06,099
Always adding the con.

633
00:29:07,139 --> 00:29:07,639
All right.

634
00:29:09,460 --> 00:29:13,379
Yeah, I'm going to take a couple swings at the guy that's on the ground.

635
00:29:13,379 --> 00:29:16,099
Because I seem to have already hurt him a fair bit.

636
00:29:16,099 --> 00:29:18,500
So we'll see if we can take him on a commission.

637
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,000
Sure.

638
00:29:20,099 --> 00:29:21,059
So that's an 18.

639
00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:23,700
18 will hit.

640
00:29:24,339 --> 00:29:24,899
Excellent.

641
00:29:26,179 --> 00:29:26,679
24.

642
00:29:29,539 --> 00:29:32,500
So it takes that 24 damage.

643
00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:35,539
Hit into it with blood splattering everywhere.

644
00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:39,539
But it's now trying to looks like it's trying to crawl towards the well.

645
00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:41,299
It's still a little bit alive.

646
00:29:42,659 --> 00:29:43,059
All right.

647
00:29:43,059 --> 00:29:46,259
I will use my second attack and try to take it down.

648
00:29:47,379 --> 00:29:48,180
19.

649
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,379
But not critical.

650
00:29:49,379 --> 00:29:50,019
19 will hit.

651
00:29:52,259 --> 00:29:52,759
17.

652
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:58,579
You drive your axe through this troll skull and it is dead on the ground.

653
00:30:01,619 --> 00:30:03,059
Just roll a d20 for me, though.

654
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:04,440
Okay.

655
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,460
We'll see what happens.

656
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,539
Are there any bonuses or just want a straight number?

657
00:30:09,539 --> 00:30:10,899
Just a straight number.

658
00:30:10,899 --> 00:30:11,700
15.

659
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:17,619
Yeah, so you drive through the skull and your axe glances off the stone underneath.

660
00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:20,819
And it is the troll's turn.

661
00:30:21,539 --> 00:30:22,579
So that one is dead.

662
00:30:23,779 --> 00:30:28,819
But the other two, they see their buddy go down and they are not super happy about this.

663
00:30:28,819 --> 00:30:35,220
First one is making a jumping leap to bite and claw at you.

664
00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:39,379
The bite does a 20.

665
00:30:41,379 --> 00:30:42,339
Not critical.

666
00:30:42,339 --> 00:30:44,180
The first claw does a 9.

667
00:30:45,619 --> 00:30:47,379
Second claw does a 10.

668
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:51,220
So its arms are doing weird things, just kind of going all over the place.

669
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:54,339
Wacky, wavy, inflatable arm tube guy.

670
00:30:54,339 --> 00:30:56,500
Its teeth are right on where it needs to be.

671
00:30:57,859 --> 00:30:59,220
And you are going to take...

672
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,500
He's an inner ear problem.

673
00:31:03,859 --> 00:31:05,220
10 piercing damage.

674
00:31:05,220 --> 00:31:10,180
Probably at the back of your neck as you are attacking this other one.

675
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:12,740
Then the second troll.

676
00:31:15,059 --> 00:31:18,420
Its bite will do 15.

677
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:21,539
Its claw will do 20, not critical.

678
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:26,259
And its second claw will do 22, no criticals there.

679
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:29,460
So two claws, no bite.

680
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:33,380
So first claw will do 13 slashing damage.

681
00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:38,180
Second claw will do also 13 slashing damage.

682
00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:41,060
So 26 total slashing damage from that troll.

683
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:46,020
Let's go through your round once more again and then we'll go back.

684
00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:48,980
Yeah, I guess there's a couple more trolls.

685
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:49,460
I got a deal.

686
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:50,900
I'm going to take another healing surge.

687
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:55,300
That is a 7 plus my bonus again.

688
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,620
So that's another 11 back to me.

689
00:31:58,580 --> 00:32:02,980
Yeah, I guess I'll spin around for the guy that chomped me in the neck.

690
00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:07,539
And plan my axe into his neck if the dice so decides that I can do that.

691
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:10,740
It's a nat 20.

692
00:32:14,579 --> 00:32:16,339
He's going to make it back in time to help us.

693
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,900
Guys, I figured it out.

694
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:22,660
I just need to keep rolling criticals and we'll be fine.

695
00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:24,660
Is that all you have to do to win this game?

696
00:32:24,660 --> 00:32:27,140
I have been playing really wrong.

697
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,740
31, 35 on that attack.

698
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,299
Oh, my God.

699
00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:40,660
OK, so you swing into this troll having just been bitten in the neck by it and you actually

700
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,420
decapitate this troll.

701
00:32:44,339 --> 00:32:48,819
But when you decapitate this troll, its body remains standing.

702
00:32:49,779 --> 00:32:54,819
The head rolls to the ground and yells to its friend to pick it up.

703
00:32:55,859 --> 00:32:57,940
And the body still comes towards you.

704
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:01,940
OK, is that head still on the ground?

705
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:02,340
Yep.

706
00:33:03,059 --> 00:33:07,059
I would love to take a swing in my axe at that head.

707
00:33:07,059 --> 00:33:07,380
Sure.

708
00:33:09,059 --> 00:33:10,340
That is a 19.

709
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:10,900
Yeah.

710
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,019
Yeah, I'll say that hits.

711
00:33:12,019 --> 00:33:14,900
I mean, it probably is just going to hit a head on the ground.

712
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,580
A prone head on the ground.

713
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:18,100
No, 19 is not good enough.

714
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:20,900
Why?

715
00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:21,620
Why, Amy?

716
00:33:22,259 --> 00:33:23,779
So that's 19 damage.

717
00:33:23,779 --> 00:33:26,180
As it's yelling to its friend to come pick it up,

718
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:28,660
its head splits in two.

719
00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:36,900
And the third troll, whose turn it is now as the body slumps to the ground of the

720
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:42,660
decapitated troll, sees you do this and jumps into the well.

721
00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:47,860
And you hear it kind of slide down as it is escaping.

722
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:50,259
And then you hear a splash down at the bottom.

723
00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:55,779
And now it's Nularaaaa's turn, who is under the thrall of this Yon-T pit master.

724
00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:56,660
I'm sorry.

725
00:33:56,660 --> 00:34:02,820
I really thought that Tom was just going to take like a great running kick and just

726
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:05,539
like move it field goal style.

727
00:34:05,539 --> 00:34:05,779
Yeah.

728
00:34:06,820 --> 00:34:07,700
I should have done that.

729
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:08,260
Sorry, guys.

730
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,980
Think of the entertainment value.

731
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:11,380
Come on.

732
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:12,820
My bad.

733
00:34:12,820 --> 00:34:14,019
It's my bad completely.

734
00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:16,019
Somehow like ping pongs around the room.

735
00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:17,619
I don't know.

736
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:18,659
Goal!

737
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:25,380
And then he runs around the room with his arms up and the other troll is just

738
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:28,180
watching him like the fuck is happening.

739
00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:30,660
Shirt over my face, down on my knees.

740
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:33,460
Somebody pour Gatorade on me.

741
00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:34,180
So it's my turn.

742
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:34,740
What do I do?

743
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,539
I don't get to do anything.

744
00:34:35,539 --> 00:34:37,220
You just tell me what I do, right?

745
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:39,059
You have to attack the wolf.

746
00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:41,619
I don't want to make do-

747
00:34:41,619 --> 00:34:43,619
Can't you just do it and tell me what I do?

748
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:50,019
I look at Nularaaaa and I say, because I remember that I can actually speak as a wolf.

749
00:34:50,019 --> 00:34:53,220
Your back is to Nularaaaa and you don't know that this has happened.

750
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:55,140
Never mind.

751
00:34:55,859 --> 00:35:01,859
So I guess I attack her like I would attack her if she was an enemy.

752
00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:02,659
Yes.

753
00:35:02,659 --> 00:35:03,379
You betcha.

754
00:35:03,379 --> 00:35:05,619
Because that's what happens when you tail a roll.

755
00:35:05,619 --> 00:35:07,539
Can't you just pull my tail or something?

756
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:08,579
Totally.

757
00:35:08,579 --> 00:35:11,219
I turn out my flaming sword.

758
00:35:11,219 --> 00:35:12,819
Get out a small dagger.

759
00:35:13,539 --> 00:35:13,940
Okay.

760
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:14,900
Oh, I wouldn't do that.

761
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,539
So let's bad rolls.

762
00:35:17,539 --> 00:35:18,900
Let's go bad rolls.

763
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20,500
That wasn't a very bad roll.

764
00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,739
That was a 17.

765
00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:25,700
17.

766
00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:26,580
17?

767
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:28,340
17 will hit.

768
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:29,300
Damn it.

769
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:29,540
Okay.

770
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,020
12 damage.

771
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:43,300
Under the thrall of this yonte, slice into your friend and singe the hairs on the back of this wolf.

772
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:43,780
I believe-

773
00:35:43,780 --> 00:35:50,180
I yelp and cry out like a hurt dog and I kind of like turn and back up like-

774
00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:52,180
You have a second attack, yes?

775
00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:52,580
I do.

776
00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:53,620
Yep.

777
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:54,259
Oh, never mind.

778
00:35:54,259 --> 00:35:55,699
I can't do any of that.

779
00:35:55,699 --> 00:35:58,179
You don't get a saving throw until the end of your turn.

780
00:35:59,059 --> 00:35:59,380
Okay.

781
00:36:00,739 --> 00:36:01,460
Oh, that's-

782
00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:01,699
No.

783
00:36:02,259 --> 00:36:03,139
That's 16.

784
00:36:03,139 --> 00:36:03,699
Does that hit?

785
00:36:04,420 --> 00:36:04,980
Yeah.

786
00:36:04,980 --> 00:36:06,019
Son of a-

787
00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:06,500
Son of a-

788
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:06,900
Damn it.

789
00:36:08,179 --> 00:36:08,739
Plus two.

790
00:36:08,739 --> 00:36:09,779
That's 11 damage.

791
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:13,299
Donnie is gonna try and bite me.

792
00:36:13,299 --> 00:36:17,539
It's the end of your turn technically, so you can do your saving throw right now.

793
00:36:17,539 --> 00:36:18,739
Save yourself.

794
00:36:18,739 --> 00:36:19,859
So wisdom saving throw.

795
00:36:20,739 --> 00:36:22,900
I don't even know what that means.

796
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:23,940
Oh, for fuck's sakes.

797
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:27,380
I mean, it was really good.

798
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:29,940
That's what I say when I do an exceptionally good roll.

799
00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:31,300
Me too.

800
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:32,500
Oh, for fuck's sakes.

801
00:36:35,619 --> 00:36:36,820
That is a seven.

802
00:36:38,019 --> 00:36:38,500
Seven.

803
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:39,539
Yeah.

804
00:36:39,539 --> 00:36:41,940
Do you not have like a wisdom saving throw bonus?

805
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:43,460
Is that a thing?

806
00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:46,019
Yes, look under your proficiency bonus, girl.

807
00:36:47,059 --> 00:36:48,420
Oh, your saving throws, yeah.

808
00:36:48,420 --> 00:36:48,920
Yeah.

809
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,280
Uh, well, yeah.

810
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,639
You should have like a huge ass number in there if you're half decent at all.

811
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,440
Oh, she's like, I got a one.

812
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,480
Or a bonus.

813
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,559
Yeah, it's a two.

814
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:05,159
Okay, so-

815
00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:05,639
Wisdom.

816
00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:08,280
All my bonuses are in strength and dexterity.

817
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:12,440
Yeah, so that still fails.

818
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,480
Donnie, what does Donnie do?

819
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,320
Donnie's gonna try and bite me because he's like,

820
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,240
yo, what the fuck are you doing?

821
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:19,080
Yep.

822
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,960
He's gonna bite me.

823
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,040
And he does.

824
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,240
He got a 19.

825
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,920
I hope you can paralyze me.

826
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,200
No, I don't think he's gonna try and paralyze me.

827
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,240
He's just gonna bite me.

828
00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,600
It's not gonna sting me.

829
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,520
So that is, oh, right.

830
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,680
I still have to tell you, I don't just take damage.

831
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,560
That is for damage from my best friend.

832
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,800
Yep, makes sense.

833
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,840
Love hurts.

834
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,079
It does, and I gave you more than that,

835
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:51,640
so I will take my four happily.

836
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,720
Okay, so the brood guard who you attacked and pinned,

837
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,079
you have just been struck by your friend.

838
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:04,600
So I'm assuming you kind of look to see what the fuck.

839
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,160
Yeah.

840
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,200
Yeah, it's going to remain prone,

841
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,079
but claw and try and pull you into a bite here.

842
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,840
So the claw that it has one hand,

843
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,039
so I won't roll two.

844
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,760
The claw is going to be a 20, not critical.

845
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,360
Yep, I don't think I'm gonna last as a wolf

846
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:23,320
very much longer, you guys.

847
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,720
And the bite is going to be a six.

848
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,400
The bite doesn't work, the claw does.

849
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,519
Yeah, claw you're going to take seven slashing damage.

850
00:38:34,519 --> 00:38:36,039
Now it's your turn, Thea.

851
00:38:36,039 --> 00:38:41,559
Okay, where is everyone in relationship to me?

852
00:38:41,559 --> 00:38:43,000
So I got one dude under me.

853
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,760
You've got, yeah, the single armed brood guard under you.

854
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,880
There is the two armed brood guard standing over you

855
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,079
kind of to the side.

856
00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:56,840
New Laura is also to the side of you,

857
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,079
swinging her sword down at you.

858
00:38:59,079 --> 00:39:03,000
And the snake armed fellow is still standing in the doorway.

859
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,119
How far is he from me?

860
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,239
He's probably no more than 10 feet.

861
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:11,079
I turn and I blast my cold breath at him,

862
00:39:11,639 --> 00:39:14,840
a freezing wind and a 15 foot cone.

863
00:39:16,679 --> 00:39:19,000
You need to make a dexterity saving throw.

864
00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:28,279
There should be no getting out of this one.

865
00:39:28,279 --> 00:39:29,480
He is part lizard.

866
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:31,239
Yeah.

867
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,159
And they are cold blooded.

868
00:39:33,159 --> 00:39:34,119
Yeah, no, it's fine.

869
00:39:34,119 --> 00:39:36,599
I'm just looking for any way out of it.

870
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:37,319
It's fine.

871
00:39:37,319 --> 00:39:37,960
I know you are.

872
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:40,599
Um, so it's a 10.

873
00:39:41,159 --> 00:39:42,519
That doesn't work.

874
00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:45,800
So you need to take 4d8 cold damage.

875
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:46,199
All right.

876
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,240
4d8, nice.

877
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,840
No, she said 48.

878
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,840
14 cold damage.

879
00:39:59,159 --> 00:40:01,639
When do I get to recharge at the beginning of my next turn?

880
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,119
Yeah, you roll it at the top of your turn

881
00:40:04,119 --> 00:40:05,720
and then you can use it if you were charged,

882
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,000
but you don't if you don't.

883
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,480
Does it automatically recharge if I just choose not to use it?

884
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:11,480
No.

885
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:11,800
Okay.

886
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,760
In combat you have to recharge it.

887
00:40:16,119 --> 00:40:18,599
Sia is wondering what the fuck is happening with Nulara,

888
00:40:18,599 --> 00:40:21,639
but I had a feeling because this has happened before.

889
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,000
The second broodguard, the double armed broodguard

890
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,079
is going to jump at you as well,

891
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:31,800
being that you are the only bad guy right now.

892
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,700
Sure.

893
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,480
First claw is a 15.

894
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,080
Second claw is a 23.

895
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,200
Bite is a critical miss, critical miss.

896
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,080
So he goes to pull you in for a bite,

897
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,920
but just gives you a smooch instead.

898
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:53,240
Was there a lot of tongue?

899
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:54,440
Oh yeah, look at that tongue.

900
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,560
Oh, there's a lot of tongue.

901
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,360
There's a lot of tongue.

902
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,440
First claw is 6 slashing damage.

903
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,360
Second claw is 8 slashing damage.

904
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:07,079
And then it is a snake armed guy.

905
00:41:07,079 --> 00:41:12,200
He's going to Eldritch Blast you, Thea.

906
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,599
So I make a ranged spell attack.

907
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,960
That's a 23.

908
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:21,500
Yeah.

909
00:41:22,039 --> 00:41:26,360
And you take, so a beam of crackling energy

910
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:31,640
streaks towards you, and you take 1d10 force damage.

911
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,039
That will be 7 force damage.

912
00:41:36,599 --> 00:41:38,120
And now it's Nularaaa's turn.

913
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,420
Okay.

914
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,320
Guess I'm just going to attack my best friend again.

915
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,400
That's a 24.

916
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,400
So I'm gonna injure her some more.

917
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,200
Uh, 13 damage.

918
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,360
Okay, hold on.

919
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,960
We need to do a check here on her wild shape stuff.

920
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:58,840
Hold on yet, sorry.

921
00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,340
No.

922
00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:01,480
Wild shape, reduce.

923
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,240
You automatically revert if you fall unconscious,

924
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,760
drop to zero hit points, or die.

925
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,240
Okay, so I just revert to my normal form.

926
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,920
So I'm going to drop to zero hit points,

927
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:15,800
and I'm going to revert back to my human, or my elf form.

928
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,300
Yeah.

929
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,800
So I take all of that and revert.

930
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,300
Yeah.

931
00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:22,220
Thanks a lot.

932
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:23,440
Sorry.

933
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:26,539
I'm gonna get to use my cool icy breath once.

934
00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:28,640
Fuck.

935
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,420
Sorry.

936
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:29,920
That's okay.

937
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,780
Are you gonna hit me again?

938
00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:31,820
Well torn up about it.

939
00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:32,860
I guess I'm gonna try.

940
00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:34,400
Okay.

941
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:35,980
But I don't think I did.

942
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:37,340
I only rolled a 14.

943
00:42:38,780 --> 00:42:40,220
You would have hit me as a wolf,

944
00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,660
but you're not hitting me as an elf.

945
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:44,160
Yay!

946
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,740
Aw yeah.

947
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:48,460
And now I do a wisdom saving throw.

948
00:42:50,460 --> 00:42:51,100
You betcha.

949
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:52,940
Better this time.

950
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:53,820
I did it better!

951
00:42:55,019 --> 00:42:55,900
She did it better.

952
00:42:56,780 --> 00:42:58,060
It was a 20.

953
00:42:58,060 --> 00:42:59,420
Yes, that succeeds.

954
00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:01,900
So you strike into your friend,

955
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:04,300
changing her back into her regular form.

956
00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:07,100
Glance off her armor on the second one,

957
00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:09,180
and manage to shake free from the spell

958
00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:12,700
that the yonte pit master put on you.

959
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:15,580
And you are a bit dazed as Donnie's turn.

960
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:20,140
And he doesn't know that you are back to norm.

961
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:21,760
Yet.

962
00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:25,740
I think what he's saying is Donnie needs to attack you.

963
00:43:25,740 --> 00:43:28,300
Just saying, so just roleplay Donnie as he would

964
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,940
if he still thinks you're attacking your Lara.

965
00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:31,980
Okay, so Donnie-

966
00:43:31,980 --> 00:43:34,140
Well I mean they do communicate telepathically,

967
00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:36,460
so you know he's trying to talk to her.

968
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:38,460
Yeah, that's fair.

969
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:40,140
Yay!

970
00:43:40,140 --> 00:43:42,220
Okay, Donnie's gonna attack snake arms then.

971
00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:45,100
Yeah, don't let him do that to anybody else.

972
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,380
But he's not going to,

973
00:43:46,380 --> 00:43:49,580
because he critically failed.

974
00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:52,539
He was very disoriented.

975
00:43:52,539 --> 00:43:53,420
He had to bite me.

976
00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:55,180
A lot's going on.

977
00:43:55,180 --> 00:43:56,700
So sorry, what does,

978
00:43:57,740 --> 00:44:02,060
let's say Donnie is coming in for another attack on you.

979
00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:05,260
What does Nulara say to Donnie to stop him from-

980
00:44:05,260 --> 00:44:06,780
I don't even think I say anything.

981
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:09,100
Here's what happened, because he crit failed.

982
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:12,300
He's flying towards me and he's going to bite me.

983
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:13,740
And then we lock eyes.

984
00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,980
And he knows that I am not,

985
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:17,820
like I've come back to myself,

986
00:44:17,820 --> 00:44:18,780
but it's too late.

987
00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:20,460
He's like flying too quickly

988
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,620
and he just smacks into my head.

989
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:25,100
He just flies right into my face.

990
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:26,940
I like it.

991
00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:27,420
It's good.

992
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:30,300
It's the single-armed brood guard that is now,

993
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:33,580
there is a changed Thea on top of it.

994
00:44:36,220 --> 00:44:37,580
I had to turn, didn't I?

995
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:38,780
To icy breath.

996
00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:39,900
I'm not on top of it anymore,

997
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:41,340
but it's probably near me.

998
00:44:41,340 --> 00:44:45,500
Yeah, it's going to try and claw you again recklessly.

999
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:49,659
That is a 23 for the claw.

1000
00:44:49,659 --> 00:44:50,699
That'll do it.

1001
00:44:50,699 --> 00:44:52,139
And a bite.

1002
00:44:52,139 --> 00:44:53,980
It's a seven for a bite.

1003
00:44:53,980 --> 00:44:54,780
He cannot bite me.

1004
00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:55,739
He cannot bite you.

1005
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:59,340
That's three slashing damage for his claw.

1006
00:45:00,139 --> 00:45:01,420
And now it's your turn, Thea.

1007
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,139
I look over at her and I'm just like,

1008
00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:05,739
we cool?

1009
00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:07,179
I'm back.

1010
00:45:07,179 --> 00:45:07,900
Bitch, we cool.

1011
00:45:08,940 --> 00:45:09,579
I'm sorry.

1012
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:10,860
I'm back.

1013
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:11,260
I'm me.

1014
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,460
Let's do this.

1015
00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:23,260
Okay, I turn around and I'm going to blight Mr. Snake Arms.

1016
00:45:25,019 --> 00:45:26,139
What level is blight?

1017
00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:27,420
Level four.

1018
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:37,500
Okay, so I turn toward him and I cast my spell upon him

1019
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,500
and he needs to make a constitution saving throw.

1020
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:45,179
As you do this, he raises one of his snake arms

1021
00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:49,179
and your spell fizzles.

1022
00:45:50,699 --> 00:45:51,980
He has cast counter spell

1023
00:45:53,019 --> 00:45:55,900
and it is the second brood guard's turn

1024
00:45:56,619 --> 00:46:00,460
who's going to attack Thea.

1025
00:46:03,340 --> 00:46:05,019
First claw is a 14.

1026
00:46:05,659 --> 00:46:06,300
Nope.

1027
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:07,980
Second claw is a crit 20.

1028
00:46:07,980 --> 00:46:08,480
Yeah.

1029
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:12,860
And the bite is a 15.

1030
00:46:14,460 --> 00:46:16,059
I'll take that crit 20.

1031
00:46:16,059 --> 00:46:18,219
That's a 13 slashing damage.

1032
00:46:18,219 --> 00:46:21,099
And it's the yonti pit master's turn.

1033
00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:26,219
He is going to morph into a snake

1034
00:46:26,219 --> 00:46:31,739
and he slithers back into the room behind him.

1035
00:46:33,019 --> 00:46:33,980
Let's go back to Flint.

1036
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:35,980
Flint, what are you doing not knowing

1037
00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:37,260
that your friends are being attacked?

1038
00:46:38,060 --> 00:46:40,140
I somehow know that my friends...

1039
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:44,860
I have my spidey senses tingling.

1040
00:46:46,780 --> 00:46:51,900
No, I'm going to start getting the water out of the well

1041
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:57,100
and getting it all pumped out and into the next room

1042
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:58,460
just like we planned.

1043
00:46:59,100 --> 00:46:59,580
Sure.

1044
00:46:59,580 --> 00:47:01,580
Yeah, so let's say it takes you the round

1045
00:47:01,739 --> 00:47:07,259
to kind of fill up the basin

1046
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:09,179
but not pull the handle.

1047
00:47:10,539 --> 00:47:12,539
So Nularaaaa, you're up.

1048
00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:13,039
Great.

1049
00:47:14,539 --> 00:47:15,659
Let's fucking do this.

1050
00:47:16,460 --> 00:47:18,619
I'm mad because I'm sad.

1051
00:47:19,179 --> 00:47:21,099
I react with anger in all situations.

1052
00:47:22,699 --> 00:47:24,779
So I am going to...

1053
00:47:25,500 --> 00:47:27,340
I guess what one's closest to me

1054
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:28,299
we're all pretty close.

1055
00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:34,300
Yeah, they're both actively attacking Thea right now.

1056
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:37,100
Okay, I'm going to attack the one that still has both arms.

1057
00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:41,900
That is a 25.

1058
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:42,620
25 will hit.

1059
00:47:43,340 --> 00:47:44,700
20 points of damage.

1060
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:50,620
I am also going to cast a spell.

1061
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:51,500
What?

1062
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,340
Remember that I can do that sometimes?

1063
00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:55,660
I didn't, but I can.

1064
00:47:55,659 --> 00:48:00,219
Again, I am going to cast Hail...

1065
00:48:00,219 --> 00:48:01,739
No, that's not what I want to...

1066
00:48:02,699 --> 00:48:03,659
Is that what I want?

1067
00:48:03,659 --> 00:48:04,219
No.

1068
00:48:04,219 --> 00:48:09,179
I'm going to cast Hunter's Mark so he gets an extra D6

1069
00:48:10,859 --> 00:48:12,940
and this is focused on that guy right now.

1070
00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:14,859
So I can't remember if he's number two.

1071
00:48:14,859 --> 00:48:15,819
I think he's number two.

1072
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:22,779
So he gets an extra D6 damage whenever I hit him with a weapon attack.

1073
00:48:22,779 --> 00:48:24,940
So he's going to take three more damage.

1074
00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:29,980
Then I'm going to attack him again, but I am going to...

1075
00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:31,500
Oh, maybe not.

1076
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:32,460
I got a good plus.

1077
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:33,179
That's 16.

1078
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,019
Yep, that'll hit.

1079
00:48:35,019 --> 00:48:35,519
Great.

1080
00:48:36,619 --> 00:48:41,980
18 damage from that and then for Hunter's Mark he gets an extra two.

1081
00:48:42,779 --> 00:48:43,339
Oh yeah.

1082
00:48:43,339 --> 00:48:46,059
So that is 20 damage total.

1083
00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:50,779
Yeah, you attack him the first time and it brings his attention back to you,

1084
00:48:50,779 --> 00:48:54,219
but not quick enough before you attack him the second time

1085
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:59,180
and strike him through and he falls to pieces, basically,

1086
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,780
from the damage that he has taken there.

1087
00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:05,660
Yeah, so Donnie will go give that other guy a little little chomp-a-roo.

1088
00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:06,700
That's an 18.

1089
00:49:07,340 --> 00:49:08,540
Look at Donnie, he's back.

1090
00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:12,460
That is five damage.

1091
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:15,820
And I assume this...

1092
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,420
Yeah, they're immune to stings.

1093
00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:18,780
I assume this guy is as well.

1094
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:23,580
And it's that guy's turn.

1095
00:49:23,659 --> 00:49:27,579
And he is going to recklessly attack you, Nulara.

1096
00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:29,420
He can try.

1097
00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:31,420
He's got one claw.

1098
00:49:31,420 --> 00:49:32,699
He's gonna do it.

1099
00:49:32,699 --> 00:49:35,579
That's a critical 20 with his claw.

1100
00:49:35,579 --> 00:49:36,299
That'll do it.

1101
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:39,500
And a 16 with his bite.

1102
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:45,179
16 damage, hey?

1103
00:49:45,179 --> 00:49:46,380
All right, no, no, no, sorry.

1104
00:49:47,179 --> 00:49:51,579
Critical 20 to hit with his claw, 16 to hit with his bite.

1105
00:49:51,579 --> 00:49:51,819
Okay.

1106
00:49:51,819 --> 00:49:53,179
So that's two attacks.

1107
00:49:53,259 --> 00:49:54,699
16 does not hit.

1108
00:49:55,339 --> 00:49:55,899
Does that work?

1109
00:49:56,779 --> 00:49:58,779
Yeah, so just the critical claw.

1110
00:49:59,579 --> 00:50:01,980
So that's eight, 10 slashing damage.

1111
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:03,019
Okay.

1112
00:50:04,619 --> 00:50:08,219
Okay, I am going to do a healing surge.

1113
00:50:08,940 --> 00:50:14,059
Oh yeah, plus my constitution is...

1114
00:50:14,059 --> 00:50:15,819
Oh, it's 10 points back, yeah.

1115
00:50:15,819 --> 00:50:20,619
Okay, so I am mad.

1116
00:50:23,419 --> 00:50:32,859
I'm gonna dash to the door of the other room and see if I can see where that guy went.

1117
00:50:33,980 --> 00:50:35,500
You can make it just regular running.

1118
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,099
You're like 10 feet from the door.

1119
00:50:37,099 --> 00:50:38,219
Okay, perfect.

1120
00:50:38,219 --> 00:50:43,980
But you come around the corner and he has disappeared from sight, the snake.

1121
00:50:45,179 --> 00:50:50,619
I turn around and I produce flame on the

1122
00:50:50,619 --> 00:50:54,139
the one-armed dude.

1123
00:50:55,819 --> 00:50:56,059
Okay.

1124
00:50:56,059 --> 00:50:58,299
It's gonna be 2d8.

1125
00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:00,380
What level am I?

1126
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:02,779
You're level nine.

1127
00:51:03,339 --> 00:51:05,179
2d8, well, that's a great roll.

1128
00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,980
Six damage, fire damage.

1129
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:09,179
Fire.

1130
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:17,179
So that one lets out a hissing yelp as you burn it and its scales begin to bubble

1131
00:51:18,059 --> 00:51:20,380
and it falls to the ground dead as well.

1132
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:21,180
Good, good.

1133
00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:23,180
Flint, what are you doing?

1134
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:27,900
I hope something good because we got our sacrifices, all they just happened.

1135
00:51:30,059 --> 00:51:35,019
Well, I'm assuming I'm still in the process of filling up that basin, no?

1136
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:38,940
Yeah, we'll say you filled it up to the point where you think it would be enough

1137
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:43,180
or when you guys first did it that it seemed like it was holding enough

1138
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:44,780
before it was starting to evaporate.

1139
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:46,860
I guess I just pulled that lever.

1140
00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:52,460
You pull the lever and the water drains as it did before behind the wall,

1141
00:51:52,460 --> 00:51:54,059
as far as you're concerned.

1142
00:51:54,059 --> 00:51:59,660
Back in the other room, you guys hear water coming out and down a sluice

1143
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:03,820
that follows along the wall and goes to the divination pool.

1144
00:52:03,820 --> 00:52:06,140
I don't even know if I want this freaking pool anymore.

1145
00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:12,620
Hey there, it's me, your dungeon master Russ More.

1146
00:52:12,619 --> 00:52:17,099
Thank you for joining us for episode 25 of Dumbgeons and Dragons titled

1147
00:52:17,099 --> 00:52:22,779
Split the Party and Ye Shall Be Rewarded or something like that.

1148
00:52:23,579 --> 00:52:26,779
Doesn't seem anybody was very happy with me at the end of this episode

1149
00:52:26,779 --> 00:52:28,940
so it goes as dungeon master sometimes.

1150
00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:31,500
I'll try and make more friends next time.

1151
00:52:32,059 --> 00:52:34,940
Just want to take a moment to thank you for supporting us.

1152
00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:37,659
I've been noticing a lot on social media, on Twitter and Facebook

1153
00:52:38,219 --> 00:52:41,739
specifically that you have been sharing links to the show

1154
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:46,140
whether it be retweeting or commenting or just outright telling people about us.

1155
00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:47,660
We really appreciate that.

1156
00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:50,540
Word of mouth is the best way to get podcasts out there

1157
00:52:50,540 --> 00:52:52,540
and without you and listeners like you,

1158
00:52:52,540 --> 00:52:56,060
it makes it all the much more difficult to get new people

1159
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:58,940
seeing and listening to the show and the podcast.

1160
00:52:58,940 --> 00:53:01,820
Another way you can support us and we can support you

1161
00:53:01,820 --> 00:53:04,620
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1162
00:53:04,620 --> 00:53:07,260
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1163
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:09,260
There for as little as a dollar a month,

1164
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:12,860
you can get some sweet rewards including some bonus episodes.

1165
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:15,820
Right now episodes come out every couple weeks on the main feed.

1166
00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:18,300
By joining Patreon you get an extra episode a month

1167
00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:20,940
which is our dungeon side-scroller episodes.

1168
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:24,540
Right now they're DM'd by Tom and we're going through his story

1169
00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:26,060
The Road to Duntheros.

1170
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:26,860
It is super sweet.

1171
00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:29,100
We all have a super fun time recording that one

1172
00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:32,860
and we think that you'll enjoy it just as much as we enjoy playing it.

1173
00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:34,220
We'll try and keep it to that here.

1174
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,260
Short and sweet.

1175
00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:38,060
The next episode will be out in a couple weeks

1176
00:53:38,059 --> 00:53:45,420
on November 22nd and we dive even deeper into the tomb of Diderius

1177
00:53:45,420 --> 00:53:48,779
and hopefully it doesn't get too deep that

1178
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:52,219
Tom, Carla and Amy don't like me after it.

1179
00:53:52,219 --> 00:53:53,659
Yeah, we'll see how it goes.

1180
00:53:53,659 --> 00:53:54,619
Let's get back in there though

1181
00:53:54,619 --> 00:53:57,019
and see if they can't get this divination pool all fired up.

1182
00:54:01,259 --> 00:54:03,900
As you guys hear the water come out, what are you guys doing?

1183
00:54:05,900 --> 00:54:06,460
Panting?

1184
00:54:06,460 --> 00:54:07,099
Doubled over?

1185
00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:11,340
I turn to Nularaaaa and say,

1186
00:54:12,299 --> 00:54:13,500
uh, you okay?

1187
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,059
You got a little weird on me there.

1188
00:54:16,059 --> 00:54:16,940
I'm so sorry.

1189
00:54:18,139 --> 00:54:20,139
Obviously I couldn't control myself.

1190
00:54:20,779 --> 00:54:22,380
I'm sorry.

1191
00:54:23,179 --> 00:54:23,579
It's okay.

1192
00:54:23,579 --> 00:54:24,779
I have that effect on people.

1193
00:54:29,579 --> 00:54:31,340
You're a good sport, Thea.

1194
00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:33,739
And you hear the water coming down the sluice.

1195
00:54:35,739 --> 00:54:37,099
Flint must have done it.

1196
00:54:37,179 --> 00:54:38,299
You got a question ready?

1197
00:54:39,739 --> 00:54:43,019
No, I run toward the pool and to watch it.

1198
00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:51,900
The water hits the pool and spreads out and flares with a black light.

1199
00:54:55,099 --> 00:54:56,380
And we go bowling?

1200
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:56,779
Are you...

1201
00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:57,260
You...

1202
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:10,700
Thea is mesmerized by what she's seeing and just stands and stares and feels kind of all...

1203
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:14,380
You stare into the pool.

1204
00:55:15,340 --> 00:55:17,420
Make a wisdom saving throw.

1205
00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:19,900
Can I interject while she makes that throw?

1206
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:23,820
I like look, but I'm like, see, it's got this.

1207
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,180
This is her ball game.

1208
00:55:25,180 --> 00:55:31,660
And I am still like facing towards where Mr. Snakey Snake disappeared to,

1209
00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:35,580
ready just in case he decides to come back.

1210
00:55:35,580 --> 00:55:41,900
I'm still like ready for action to protect my friend while she asks a brilliant question.

1211
00:55:43,500 --> 00:55:45,020
I rolled a 23.

1212
00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:46,940
Am I cray cray?

1213
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:49,820
No, you saved the throw.

1214
00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:55,580
You look into the pool and you see swirling colors and you hear

1215
00:55:57,500 --> 00:56:00,059
what sounds like a voice, but it's muffled.

1216
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:06,140
And it slowly comes into your mind and says,

1217
00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:14,140
if you seek information from the divination pool, we demand a personal sacrifice.

1218
00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:16,940
Like what?

1219
00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:19,340
Do I say that in my mind?

1220
00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:24,220
I say it out loud to weird Nularaaao.

1221
00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:27,180
Like what?

1222
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,780
Nularaaao is just like, what?

1223
00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,660
Wait, what?

1224
00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:34,160
Me?

1225
00:56:34,780 --> 00:56:35,660
No, not you.

1226
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:36,160
Quiet.

1227
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:37,660
Voices in my head.

1228
00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:40,140
What kind of personal sacrifice?

1229
00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:46,300
The voice, there's a brief pause and it says,

1230
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:50,860
you shall not receive answers until a sacrifice is gained.

1231
00:56:52,860 --> 00:57:03,580
I reach into my bag of holding and taking out the book that I had found in the library of the dead.

1232
00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:04,380
Library of the dead.

1233
00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:04,780
Thank you.

1234
00:57:04,780 --> 00:57:05,580
Enon.

1235
00:57:05,580 --> 00:57:10,539
I reach into my bag of holding and I pull out the book about the druids,

1236
00:57:11,099 --> 00:57:17,099
um, knowing I have not read all there is to read and there is much more for me to learn.

1237
00:57:17,659 --> 00:57:21,579
I take the book and I throw it into the swirling colors,

1238
00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:25,019
knowing that that information is lost to me forever.

1239
00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:29,980
The book hits the water and lights up with an enormous flare.

1240
00:57:31,099 --> 00:57:32,779
What is your question?

1241
00:57:33,739 --> 00:57:34,699
I did it, you guys.

1242
00:57:36,699 --> 00:57:38,619
I put a comforting hand on her back.

1243
00:57:41,019 --> 00:57:42,940
But still maintaining your readiness to fight.

1244
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:43,579
Yes, you bet.

1245
00:57:44,779 --> 00:57:45,980
New Laura, are you looking in the pool?

1246
00:57:45,980 --> 00:57:46,779
What's going on with you?

1247
00:57:48,059 --> 00:57:50,219
No, she's looking at the door.

1248
00:57:50,219 --> 00:57:50,719
Okay.

1249
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:54,059
Just guarding my friend's back, but you know.

1250
00:57:54,059 --> 00:57:55,019
Yeah, cool, just checking.

1251
00:57:55,820 --> 00:58:00,139
My question is, who in the Cult of the Dragon

1252
00:58:01,179 --> 00:58:07,579
can be turned to our side to help the fight to stop the rise of Tiamat?

1253
00:58:10,539 --> 00:58:35,820
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1254
00:58:35,820 --> 00:58:39,100
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.